Latest from Andrew Barr on Twitter
One time while trying to buy drugs I got into someone else's uber and it took us like 2 minutes to figure out what was happening.
This is my most successful tweet with a typo.
If the Amber alert woke you up and you called the police to complain, that also means you were asleep at 11pm on Valetine's day, which probably also means you don't fuck and maybe that is what you were really mad about.
I think the Will Smith genie looks fine, though I don't quite understand what motivates a genie to get that jacked. He's doing crazy reps in the lamp? To hopefully get some genie poon?
I think the lady who threw the chair on the Gardner is one of the bad Bandersnatch endings and she didn't get to go back.
People from the UK will just call any fucking thing "pudding".