Porn Star shots taste like someone condensed a cooler of Gatorade into one ounce.

About 3 days ago from Andrew Barr's Twitter via Twitter for Android

Pretty pissed to find out the lady who voices Diane on BoJack Horseman isn't even a vietnamese chick from Boston.

About 5 days ago from Andrew Barr's Twitter via Twitter for Android

@CineplexMovies Scotiabank theatre in Halifax. Inside of Soring Gardens.

About 5 days ago from Andrew Barr's Twitter via Twitter for Android

They say a bird shitting on you is good luck, but I just walked by a lady as a bird shat on her and I feel like the luckiest man in the world. She is upset.

About 5 days ago from Andrew Barr's Twitter via Twitter for Android

Thank christ they put the Wan in there or his name would just be Obi Kenobi and that sounds like a guy who eats pudding cups without a spoon.

About 5 days ago from Andrew Barr's Twitter via Twitter for Android

I'll never have the coolest road dog stories around, but I did just use a hotel room pen to butter a bagel I forgot was in my suitcase.

Last week from Andrew Barr's Twitter via Twitter for Android

No matter what club you play the comedians are all the same: Bad at getting out the server's way.

Last week from Andrew Barr's Twitter via Twitter for Android