Latest from Aziz Vora on Twitter
@amymcleish1 trying to build a career on the variety and brilliance of my speech
Rough idea of my character arc: I used to be someone that wasted time making sure I typed WiFi correctly, now I’m someone that wastes time changing the autocorrected WiFi to wifi so people don’t think I typed it like that. Always been someone that needs to type wifi a lot.
*comedian tweets* Me: Nah *comedian posts screenshot of tweet to facebook and insta* Me: oh it’s funny now!
For years I thought MJ was singing ‘You're a vegetable’ on Wanna be startin somethin, only just now got around to looking up what the actual lyrics are. He’s singing you're a vegetable.
I don’t like #datingapps but I do like pictures of women standing in their living room holding a glass of wine, so I don’t know what to do